Okay, I found one of those memes what had "21 thoughts you get in the shower." These are the only ones that really spoke to me:
- "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
- Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
- Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
- The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.