Explaining governments using cows

A simple way to explain the types of government using cows.

Ann Landers published a column decades ago with a simple explanation using cows. Here we go:

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they might give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of your milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons..

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