The Husband Store

A clean joke on the difference between men and women.

Explaining governments using cows

A simple way to explain the types of government using cows.

Soviet Jokes

Russians have had a rather fatalistic view of things, and it is reflected in their sense of humor.


Some people collect stamps, others collect cars. I collect "Markisms," those statements that reflect life truths. Updated 5/12/23.


I like to have bizarre ringtones for the people in my contact list and for alarms. The collecting of these are almost as obsessive as my Markisms. Updated 1/31/24.

Sea Stories

“I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.” - JFK

Cleveland Temperature Conversion Chart

As someone who grew up in the North and now lives in the South, I get constant strange looks and comments because I'm in a t-shirt, hot and sweating while everyone around me is in coats and shivering.


This is what happens when you make me angry.

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